To those of you expecting packages from me: I still haven’t made it by the post office, but I promise to try and get your things shipped out to you asap. I have not forgotten you. I have finished my first project and hope to be well enough into the second by this weekend to have sneak preview of both on Monday.

TELL ME A FUNNY…

Okay…here it goes. A man takes his prized parrot, Schnuzzy, to the vet because he’s not moving. The vet examines him and is sorry to tell him that the parrot is dead. The man says, “Are you sure? Isn’t there something else you can do? Please…I love Schnuzzy!” So the vet opens the door and in walks a labrador retriever. The dog puts his paws up on the examining table and gives the parrot a good sniff. He looks at the vet, shakes his head, and walks out. The man says, “No! It can’t be! There must be something else.” So, the vet opens the door again and in walks a tabby cat. He jumps up on the table, paws the bird and sniffs it. He looks at the vet, shakes his head, and walks out. The man finally accepts that his beloved Schnuzzy is dead. He asks the vet what he owes him. The vet replies, “That’ll be $2,000.” The man is incredulous! “What!” he shrieks. “Why on earth is the bill $2,000?” The vet answers, “Well, there was that lab report and the cat scan.”

Courtesy of Beverly @ http://okc.typepad.com/bevs_projects/