TELL ME A FUNNY…

A guy walks into a bar with a monkey. The guy sits down, and the monkey

starts wreaking havoc - knocking over glasses, spilling beer, and grabbing

stuff from the garnish bins and tossing it into his mouth. The bartender

says “What the hell?”. The guy says “Yeah, he swallows everything. It’s a

bad habit of his that I can’t break”. Then the monkey jumps onto the

billiard table, grabs the cue ball, and tosses it into his mouth.

Weeks later, the same guy walks into the same bar with the same monkey.

Once again the monkey starts running around the bar. He jumps over to the

garnish bins, picks up a maraschino cherry, sticks it in his butt, pulls it

out, and pops it into his mouth. The bartender says “What the hell was

that?”. The guy says “He still swallows everything, but ever since that

billiard ball, he measures first.”

Ba dum bum.

Courtesy of Ladylungdoc @ www.purlthis.blogspot.com